Kitten fever

Laura is obsessing lately over wanting to get a kitten to bottle feed. She found a bottle that we used earlier this year for one and now she is preparing just in case another one needs her...she says it is a very important job. We had to clean the bottle before she could go to bed the other night in case a kitten would be here in the morning. She's gotten me (ok I'm a sucker) to go around and look near the feral cat colonies I know of in the area, just in case. She's looked up pictures of baby cats on the internet and printed them off. And yesterday she spastically cleaned the living room so that if we found a kitten there wouldn't be anything it could get into. I've explained to her that most kittens are taken care of by their mother and that that is the best way, but she insist on being ready just in case their is one that needs us.